Yellow Octopus Novelty Food ‘MagicMite’ – Take Away Fast Food In A Jar Breakfast Spreads

‘MAGICMITE’ – FAST FOOD BREAKFAST SPREADS

Have you ever woken up with the unwavering urge to spread Fried Chicken on your toast? The insatiable desire to cover your crisp, warm, bread with a thick, viscous layer of Beef and Blackbean? You’re only human. Scientists from the Yellow Octopus food research and product development team (Yum Fo Sho Labs) have been working tirelessly to make this dream a reality.

Using nano-technology, the team have extracted the true taste of takeaway food. The exact essence of each nuanced flavour comes through in this lusciously viscous condiment.  

Available in 4 delicious flavours (more coming soon!) your breakfast is about to get a whole lot tastier.

It’s time to throw away those boring spreads of yesteryear. Peanut butter – bin it. Honey – boring! Jam – get with the program, it’s 2019. Toast deserves actual flavour!

Let’s be real, we live in a modern society with a gross obesity epidemic, and by virtue, we should be eating take-away food for breakfast.

5 Incredible Flavours:

Fried Chicken

At its heart: the rich, comforting flavours of chicken highlighted by famous herbs and spices and hints of pepper. The Fried Chicken spread is then accentuated by faint undertones of potato and gravy.

Chinese Takeaway

Based on the Cantonese dish of ‘Sweet and Sour Pork’, this zingy favourite packs a flavour punch. But it doesn’t end there with a small amount of fried rice essence adding extra depth of flavour.

Burgers and Fries

Name a more iconic trio – burgers, fries and breakfast spread! Our scientists have painstakingly extracted each individual flavour from the burger and combined it in perfect proportions. Part 100% Australian beef, hints of chedder cheese, ketchup, mustard all rounded out with a unique ‘crispy fry’ flavour.

Burrito

The ultimate tex-mex one handed meal now available in breakfast spread form. Don’t wait until midnight to get one of these foil wrapped beauties, at breakfast time make yourself a couple of slices of burritoast.

Pizza

Pizzas can be hard to obtain at breakfast time. But you won’t need the real thing with this pizza spread that delivers a masterful combination of Napoli, cheese and bacon with detectable note of perfectly cooked crust.

FEATURES

• Available in 5 fast food flavours
• Scientifically extracted fast food formulas
• All natural ingredients
• Perfect for toast, sandwiches or straight out of the jar

SPECIFICATIONS

• 180g Jar
• Gift Boxed
• All Natural Ingredients